1 00:00:00,250 --> 00:00:03,003 (Dynamic music) 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,588 ♪ 3 00:00:05,714 --> 00:00:15,098 (Text on screen) 4 00:00:21,396 --> 00:00:24,231 (curious music plays) 5 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,697 - Is this something for something or can I throw this out? 6 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,575 - Not sure. That could be something. 7 00:00:33,700 --> 00:00:35,909 Put it in this bowl of possible somethings. 8 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,039 - I'm having more cheesies! - Oh, shh, shh. 9 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:41,915 Morris is napping so, keep it down. 10 00:00:42,042 --> 00:00:43,208 Also, no more snacks before lunch. 11 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,587 - Oh, thank you for the cheesies, Mrs. Berney. 12 00:00:45,712 --> 00:00:47,921 Should this go in the dishwasher? 13 00:00:49,423 --> 00:00:52,342 - Um... yeah, you're, you're very welcome, Maya. 14 00:00:52,343 --> 00:00:54,011 Uh, yes. 15 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,179 (Astrid): There's a lot of ways to evaluate your parenting. 16 00:00:56,180 --> 00:00:58,892 (James): How well your kids do in school, how many cavities they have. 17 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,224 Do they cheat at go fish? 18 00:01:00,225 --> 00:01:02,059 (Astrid): She beat you fair and square, James. 19 00:01:02,060 --> 00:01:04,229 Let it go, man. You don't wanna judge yourself too harshly. 20 00:01:04,230 --> 00:01:06,941 (James): But sometimes you meet a child who's so well-behaved. 21 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,319 - Guess who found her old Halloween candy. 22 00:01:09,444 --> 00:01:10,944 Trick-or-treat, fart butts. 23 00:01:11,069 --> 00:01:13,281 (Astrid): You realize you've been fudging your grades. 24 00:01:13,656 --> 00:01:15,075 Felix. - Hmm? 25 00:01:15,533 --> 00:01:18,078 - Did you notice how, how Maya didn't just leave her bowl 26 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:18,912 around for someone else, 27 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:21,039 she put it in the dishwasher? 28 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,583 - Oh, ooh! I made a hilarious movie. 29 00:01:24,584 --> 00:01:26,418 - No. No, no. - You have to see it. 30 00:01:26,543 --> 00:01:28,878 - But, in the... - Come on, I think I left the iPad outside. 31 00:01:28,879 --> 00:01:31,007 - Is it the one where I die? - Oh yeah. 32 00:01:31,132 --> 00:01:34,593 - Maybe our kids behave perfectly at other people's houses. 33 00:01:34,718 --> 00:01:36,012 We just don't know it. - Hmm. 34 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:38,095 - Oh, um, enjoy your afternoon. (Viv): Where's the iPad? 35 00:01:38,096 --> 00:01:39,599 (Felix): I don't know. I left it right here. 36 00:01:39,724 --> 00:01:41,016 - There's no way. 37 00:01:41,141 --> 00:01:42,977 - Yeah, you enjoy your afternoon. (Maya): Thank you! 38 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:46,688 (Viv): No, I didn't! (Felix): Yes, you did! 39 00:01:46,814 --> 00:01:48,441 (Viv): No, I didn't! 40 00:01:49,817 --> 00:01:51,486 - There you go. - Aw, thank you. 41 00:01:51,611 --> 00:01:53,111 Mm. 42 00:01:54,155 --> 00:01:55,739 (Bo grumbles) 43 00:01:57,242 --> 00:01:58,450 Ugh. 44 00:01:58,575 --> 00:02:01,953 Apologies. To me, drip coffee tastes like a hitchhiker's sock. 45 00:02:01,954 --> 00:02:05,500 - Huh. - I'm in a bad way, James. 46 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:08,169 - CEO blues? - No, GoBo is thriving. 47 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:10,295 Crochet is the new denim. 48 00:02:10,838 --> 00:02:14,008 But I can feel myself slipping into a Bo I swore 49 00:02:14,133 --> 00:02:17,761 I would never be again, "Bo Business." 50 00:02:17,762 --> 00:02:19,429 - Bo money, Bo problems. - Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:19,430 --> 00:02:22,182 - Yeah, I will say you look more buttoned up than normal. 52 00:02:22,307 --> 00:02:23,934 Except the sandals. 53 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,312 - Well, as long as my toes are breathing, so am I. 54 00:02:26,437 --> 00:02:30,650 And unburdening myself to you is like a sandal for the soul. 55 00:02:30,775 --> 00:02:32,068 - Okay. 56 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:35,237 - But how goes your poor job search? 57 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:37,574 - It's... it's okay. It's good. 58 00:02:37,699 --> 00:02:40,033 Uh, I mean, it's not great, obviously. 59 00:02:40,158 --> 00:02:41,828 A lot of work to be done around the house 60 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:43,663 so, 3:30 rolls around quicker than you think. 61 00:02:43,788 --> 00:02:45,706 - I caught a dead grasshopper at school. 62 00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:47,500 Her name is Thunder. - My old lunch container 63 00:02:47,625 --> 00:02:49,459 was in the gym, so now I've got two. 64 00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:51,168 - What's for dinner? Tacos forever! 65 00:02:51,169 --> 00:02:53,130 - Oh yeah, I need knee pads for gym class tomorrow. 66 00:02:53,131 --> 00:02:54,673 - See ya! (Felix): We're gone! 67 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,342 (Viv): What about a knee pad taco? 68 00:02:56,467 --> 00:02:57,843 (Felix): Best combination. 69 00:02:57,968 --> 00:02:59,888 (Felix and Viv): Tacos! Tacos! Tacos! 70 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:03,347 - Yeah, they kinda keep me busy in um, rolling the same 71 00:03:03,348 --> 00:03:06,227 boulder up a hill every day kind of way. 72 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,021 (downtrodden music plays) 73 00:03:09,938 --> 00:03:12,275 (yawns loudly) (lunch squishes) 74 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,360 - You just sat on my lunch. - Oh, sorry. 75 00:03:15,485 --> 00:03:17,237 I'm still drowsy. 76 00:03:17,362 --> 00:03:18,864 That Indian lunch buffet knocked me out. 77 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,866 Had to take a nap in the car. 78 00:03:20,991 --> 00:03:23,827 What'd I miss? - Most of the day. 79 00:03:23,828 --> 00:03:25,996 - Oh. - Leonard's still leading. 80 00:03:25,997 --> 00:03:28,205 The polls love him. And I'm actually pretty surprised 81 00:03:28,206 --> 00:03:30,585 with how much engagement the slogan "Cut The Crap" 82 00:03:30,710 --> 00:03:32,794 is getting. But also, not surprised. 83 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:35,047 - People hate crap. I'm neutral. 84 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,840 - Yes, well, Leonard's chosen a side. 85 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:40,552 He wants bigger fines for owners who don't pick up after their dogs. 86 00:03:40,677 --> 00:03:42,555 Bigger the dog, bigger the fine. 87 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,055 - That's a great idea. Ooh! 88 00:03:44,056 --> 00:03:45,974 Which reminds me, when I was asleep in the car, 89 00:03:46,099 --> 00:03:48,436 I dreamed a great idea. 90 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:51,939 Okay. Okay, cool. 91 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:53,900 So, it's a park community clean up. 92 00:03:54,025 --> 00:03:56,151 People come together, they make the park 93 00:03:56,276 --> 00:03:58,070 more beautiful, and romantic. 94 00:03:58,195 --> 00:04:00,823 You know, maybe somebody finds true love or something? 95 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,908 It's not, not important. - Okay, I mean, we have had 96 00:04:03,033 --> 00:04:05,077 a lot of complaints with how filthy Ellsworth Park is, 97 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,829 and that's right in the middle of Leonard's riding. 98 00:04:06,955 --> 00:04:08,789 - Okay, so... - All right. 99 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,039 Go on, get to work. 100 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,042 - Oh, don't you usually handle most stuff? 101 00:04:12,043 --> 00:04:13,961 - I'm actually handling enough right now. 102 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:15,921 And while I don't work for you anymore, Jean-Luc, 103 00:04:16,047 --> 00:04:17,507 I do believe in you. 104 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:19,883 - Okay, cool. 105 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:24,012 Um, so, some people, some bags, some garbage. 106 00:04:24,137 --> 00:04:25,973 Maybe a special lady introduces herself. 107 00:04:26,098 --> 00:04:28,976 She digs my grassroots vibes. I'm into her smile. 108 00:04:29,101 --> 00:04:30,978 - I'm into you taking this fan fiction elsewhere. 109 00:04:31,103 --> 00:04:33,064 - Right, that makes more sense. Cool. 110 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:38,110 (door opens and shuts) 111 00:04:40,237 --> 00:04:42,240 (Astrid): What the hell happened? 112 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:46,119 (James): I swear, it was tidy before the kids showed up. 113 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:47,953 They ripped through here like twin tornadoes, 114 00:04:47,954 --> 00:04:50,789 ate everything they could get their hands on, and then moved north. 115 00:04:50,790 --> 00:04:52,749 - This is out of control. I don't get it. 116 00:04:52,750 --> 00:04:55,461 We told them a million times to clean up after themselves. 117 00:04:55,586 --> 00:04:57,296 They just don't care. 118 00:04:57,297 --> 00:04:59,882 There's a bowl of cereal on the stairs! 119 00:05:00,007 --> 00:05:01,634 - That's mine. I actually forgot that. 120 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:02,926 But the rest of this is the kids. 121 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,804 - How are our kids such inconsiderate slobs? 122 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,557 Is this our fault? - No, no, no. 123 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:10,099 If it was our fault then how come Morris turned out to be so helpful? 124 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,894 All you have to do is sing the clean up song. 125 00:05:12,019 --> 00:05:14,270 ♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere ♪ 126 00:05:14,271 --> 00:05:17,190 ♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody do your share ♪ 127 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:18,941 - The daycare taught him that. 128 00:05:18,942 --> 00:05:20,569 And to be honest, I find it unnerving. 129 00:05:20,694 --> 00:05:22,653 - You don't listen to her. Morris, you're doing great work. 130 00:05:22,654 --> 00:05:24,031 - Yay! - Here's the deal. 131 00:05:24,156 --> 00:05:25,823 I'm gonna clean up this room. Again. 132 00:05:25,824 --> 00:05:27,367 And then we'll make dinner in peace and quiet 133 00:05:27,492 --> 00:05:29,494 while number one and number two are occupied. 134 00:05:29,495 --> 00:05:30,872 - Okay. - Okay. 135 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,664 (instrumental clean up song plays) 136 00:05:33,665 --> 00:05:36,043 (James singing clean up song) 137 00:05:37,252 --> 00:05:38,504 - Wait. 138 00:05:39,379 --> 00:05:40,797 It's our fault. 139 00:05:40,798 --> 00:05:42,759 The kids don't help us with anything 140 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,843 because we just do everything anyway. 141 00:05:44,968 --> 00:05:48,473 We're literally doing it right now. 142 00:05:49,139 --> 00:05:50,850 - Oh, my. You're right. 143 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:52,850 (Viv): How come I don't smell dinner? 144 00:05:52,851 --> 00:05:54,728 (huffs) - Okay, they want dinner? 145 00:05:54,853 --> 00:05:56,020 They're gonna have to help make it. 146 00:05:56,021 --> 00:05:57,607 - That's... yeah, I think that sounds 147 00:05:57,732 --> 00:05:58,899 like more trouble than it's worth. 148 00:05:59,024 --> 00:06:01,235 (Felix): Can someone bring me a snack? 149 00:06:01,819 --> 00:06:03,403 (tense music plays briefly) 150 00:06:03,528 --> 00:06:04,572 - We must break them. 151 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:07,367 (Felix): Helloooo? 152 00:06:09,451 --> 00:06:11,411 - Felix, can you stop waving that knife around? 153 00:06:11,536 --> 00:06:13,706 You're slicing a pepper, not working at Benihana. 154 00:06:13,831 --> 00:06:15,708 Um, James, where is the spaghetti? 155 00:06:15,833 --> 00:06:18,501 - Oh, uh no more spaghetti, but if we use the last of the fusilli, 156 00:06:18,502 --> 00:06:20,878 penne, and macaroni, we could have a shape-a-aghetti. 157 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,757 - How many eggs go in a souffle? 158 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:24,884 - None! We're making pasta. 159 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:26,052 - I'm doing my own thing. 160 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,011 - You've literally mashed that to a pulp. 161 00:06:28,012 --> 00:06:29,971 - I know. I'm insane. 162 00:06:30,098 --> 00:06:32,266 - Hey, where is the frying pan? - Whoa! 163 00:06:32,391 --> 00:06:34,059 Beef on the floor. - Oh, my gosh. 164 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,978 - It's okay. Morris will clean it up. Morris. 165 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:40,189 ♪ Clean up, clean up, everybody, everywhere ♪ 166 00:06:40,190 --> 00:06:43,110 (James): Felix, stop. - I mean, he's brainwashed. 167 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,281 - Let's help make dinner all the time. 168 00:06:48,408 --> 00:06:52,201 - Yeah, it's so funny. And getting pizza is the best reward. 169 00:06:52,202 --> 00:06:54,997 - No, no, pizza's not a reward, it's a last resort. 170 00:06:55,122 --> 00:06:56,749 Because it's so late. Morris is already asleep. 171 00:06:56,874 --> 00:07:00,086 - Most of the dinner either ended up burnt or on the floor. 172 00:07:01,295 --> 00:07:03,879 I think in lieu of this failed experiment, 173 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,341 you guys should clear the table. 174 00:07:05,466 --> 00:07:07,509 - You're kidding. - What did we do to deserve that? 175 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:10,095 - All right, plates aren't gonna clear themselves. Chop, chop! 176 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,431 - All of them? But I only used one. 177 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:15,391 - Well, your mother and I paid for all the pizza. 178 00:07:15,392 --> 00:07:17,853 So... chop, chop! 179 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:19,895 (Felix and Viv grumble) 180 00:07:19,896 --> 00:07:21,607 - Pass me your plates. 181 00:07:23,317 --> 00:07:25,068 - Yeah, scrape all the crust on to one plate 182 00:07:25,069 --> 00:07:27,529 then stack the rest of the plates. 183 00:07:27,654 --> 00:07:28,990 There we go. 184 00:07:29,531 --> 00:07:30,699 - Not the wine. Not the wine. 185 00:07:30,824 --> 00:07:33,786 The wine stays. Everything else, to the kitchen. 186 00:07:33,911 --> 00:07:35,370 And we're off! 187 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,624 - It's full! - We're screwed. 188 00:07:39,625 --> 00:07:44,672 - Okay, you just... just put the dishes on the counter 189 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:45,839 and just go get ready for bed. 190 00:07:45,964 --> 00:07:48,259 - Yes! - And don't say screwed. 191 00:07:48,800 --> 00:07:50,343 Right? - I don't know. 192 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:02,355 - So, I just told Leonard about the park idea and he's psyched. 193 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,233 - But let me guess, he's not coming? 194 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:06,401 - Nah, he's not. But you're coming at least. 195 00:08:06,526 --> 00:08:09,613 - Ooh, no, incorrect. Yeah, I will not be there. 196 00:08:09,863 --> 00:08:11,656 Not coming. Don't want to. 197 00:08:11,865 --> 00:08:15,118 - Oh. So, I'm totally alone. 198 00:08:15,119 --> 00:08:16,495 - Yes. - That's cool. 199 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,747 I mean, I got a great response online. 200 00:08:18,872 --> 00:08:20,500 Oh, and check this out. 201 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:25,295 Custom campaign trash bags. 202 00:08:27,255 --> 00:08:29,759 - Maybe don't put our candidate's face on garbage? 203 00:08:30,384 --> 00:08:32,260 - Oh yeah. Okay, good point. 204 00:08:32,385 --> 00:08:34,513 I mean, just printing this one bag cost 18 bucks so, 205 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,307 huge savings right there, right? Yeah! Get it. 206 00:08:38,058 --> 00:08:40,018 (spits coffee) Yep, hmm, still hate coffee. 207 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:41,562 Blech. 208 00:08:42,270 --> 00:08:43,773 Cool. - Oh, what? 209 00:08:44,315 --> 00:08:45,607 Are you done with that? 210 00:08:45,982 --> 00:08:49,361 - Yes? - Huh, and yet there it sits. 211 00:08:49,861 --> 00:08:51,404 Hmm, what to do? 212 00:08:52,490 --> 00:08:53,073 - Oh! 213 00:08:53,198 --> 00:08:54,490 - Oh. - Oh, yeah. 214 00:08:54,491 --> 00:08:56,034 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, okay. 215 00:08:56,159 --> 00:08:57,787 (cutlery clangs) Uh... 216 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,372 (dishes rattles) Oh no. 217 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,541 Um... 218 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:04,125 (mug clangs on dishes) 219 00:09:04,668 --> 00:09:06,754 - I think you're gonna have to run it. 220 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:09,798 - Yeah. Uh, totally. 221 00:09:09,923 --> 00:09:11,884 It's just... (dishes clatter) 222 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,551 Um... 223 00:09:13,552 --> 00:09:15,096 (humming to self) 224 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:18,932 Uh yeah, I'm just gonna make a quick phone call. 225 00:09:19,057 --> 00:09:20,433 (call dials) 226 00:09:20,558 --> 00:09:23,061 Hey, Mom. Uh, weird question. 227 00:09:23,062 --> 00:09:25,773 (speaking foreign language) 228 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:31,611 (James): Hello? 229 00:09:31,736 --> 00:09:33,990 - James, yeah, we're gonna need to fix our kids. 230 00:09:34,115 --> 00:09:35,615 I've seen the future and it's useless. 231 00:09:35,740 --> 00:09:37,951 - No, no, no, what do you mean put soap in the door? 232 00:09:38,076 --> 00:09:40,120 In, how? Mom! 233 00:09:40,245 --> 00:09:41,831 Can, can you come here? 234 00:09:45,458 --> 00:09:46,875 was eye-opening, James. 235 00:09:46,876 --> 00:09:49,004 Look, I never wanted to be like my mom, 236 00:09:49,129 --> 00:09:50,754 banging on my bedroom door first thing 237 00:09:50,755 --> 00:09:52,090 every Saturday morning with a vacuum. 238 00:09:52,091 --> 00:09:53,926 I don't know, I think she might have been right. 239 00:09:54,051 --> 00:09:57,262 - Me too. I mean, I only did chores because my dad made me feel guilty. 240 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,598 And really, I think that guilt was more about my mom abandoning us. 241 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:02,768 - Yeah, it's not just about chores, James, it's about survival. 242 00:10:02,893 --> 00:10:04,979 - Mm-hmm. - How will our kids survive 243 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,815 if you get burnt in a fire and I get kidnapped? 244 00:10:07,940 --> 00:10:10,192 - On the same day? - We need a course correction. 245 00:10:10,317 --> 00:10:13,277 - Yes, our kids need to learn how to take care of themselves. 246 00:10:13,278 --> 00:10:14,947 - And us. - What? 247 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:17,325 - There will come a day where you're on your deathbed 248 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,783 and I'm paralyzed... with grief. 249 00:10:19,784 --> 00:10:22,370 Sitting next to you, holding your hand, 250 00:10:22,495 --> 00:10:23,788 rubbing your arm, telling you, 251 00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:25,166 "Hey, baby, everything's gonna be okay. 252 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,668 Baby, everything's gonna be okay." You look at me. 253 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,503 You have no idea who I even am. 254 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:31,339 - Okay, maybe let's just circle back-- 255 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,506 - I'm showing you pictures to remind you of our life. 256 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,717 You look up at me. You say, 257 00:10:35,842 --> 00:10:37,969 "Who's this beautiful woman?" 258 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:40,639 - Our kids need life skills, and teaching them life skills 259 00:10:40,764 --> 00:10:43,058 is not one of our life skills. - Right. 260 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,936 What do we do? What's the plan? 261 00:10:46,562 --> 00:10:47,980 - A chore wheel. That's a thing. 262 00:10:48,105 --> 00:10:49,899 - Chore wheel, James? Chore wheel. 263 00:10:50,024 --> 00:10:51,692 This can't be solved with arts and crafts. 264 00:10:51,817 --> 00:10:53,653 - Well. - There's no magic bullet or, 265 00:10:53,778 --> 00:10:55,987 or enchanted wheel that's gonna solve this for us. 266 00:10:55,988 --> 00:10:57,740 Come on. - I know, you're right. I know. 267 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,158 - Come on! - I know! 268 00:10:59,283 --> 00:11:00,282 I'm just... 269 00:11:00,283 --> 00:11:03,827 What we need is like, a deliberate, calculated, 270 00:11:03,828 --> 00:11:06,539 consistent approach that's gonna take years. 271 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,335 But if we keep at it, who knows? 272 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,836 (Astrid scoffs) 273 00:11:13,714 --> 00:11:15,005 This is a chore wheel. 274 00:11:15,006 --> 00:11:16,926 Each section has a different chore on it. 275 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,594 And when you spin the spinner thing, 276 00:11:18,719 --> 00:11:21,054 you do whatever chore it lands on. 277 00:11:21,179 --> 00:11:23,057 (Astrid): Well, Daddy made it, but it was my idea. 278 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,225 - Yeah. - And I emailed him 279 00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,893 the instructions and I chose the colors. 280 00:11:26,018 --> 00:11:27,394 And then changed my mind about a color. 281 00:11:27,519 --> 00:11:29,020 - It was a full cooperation, 282 00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:31,524 which is exactly what this is all about. 283 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,483 - Can I show you what I made? 284 00:11:33,484 --> 00:11:35,485 It's a flower puppet named... 285 00:11:35,985 --> 00:11:37,320 (dramatic): Thunder. 286 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:38,696 - No. - For example. 287 00:11:38,697 --> 00:11:40,573 I'm gonna give it a spin. What did I get? 288 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:41,990 I got, ooh. (James gasps) 289 00:11:41,991 --> 00:11:44,537 Clear the gutters. Clean the oven? 290 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,994 James, none of us can do those things. 291 00:11:45,995 --> 00:11:47,956 - Yeah, I may have gotten carried away with all the stuff 292 00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:50,710 that needs doing around here. Also, I had a small panic attack 293 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:52,668 and laid on the floor. - Been there. 294 00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:55,755 - Okay, ignore anything that requires a ladder or noxious fumes, 295 00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,549 and give this wheel a spin-erooni. 296 00:11:57,966 --> 00:12:00,720 - I got... tidy room. 297 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,429 - Oh. - No thanks. 298 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:04,681 I'm doing take out garbage. 299 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:06,349 - No, no, the spinner chooses. Not you. 300 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:07,893 - Are any of these prizes? 301 00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,229 - Living in a nice, clean house is the best prize of all. 302 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:14,482 - That's no fun. - It's not supposed to be fun. 303 00:12:14,607 --> 00:12:16,692 - You guys are making zero sense. 304 00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:18,235 Is this a dream? 305 00:12:18,236 --> 00:12:19,488 (dramatic): Wake up, Viv. 306 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:22,408 Wake up, Viv! Wake up, Viv! 307 00:12:25,285 --> 00:12:26,453 - Hey. 308 00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:27,663 (video plays through headphones) 309 00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,205 What's this? 310 00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:31,667 The chore was to tidy up, not to make more garbage. 311 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,752 - It's not garbage. It's a hack. 312 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:39,174 I took all my stuff and made it into an awesome, fake leather bean bag chair. 313 00:12:39,299 --> 00:12:40,509 Watch this. 314 00:12:41,051 --> 00:12:43,678 (items snap) Oh. 315 00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:47,307 I think I sat on a Nerf gun. Ugh. 316 00:12:48,183 --> 00:12:49,933 - Trying to muster sympathy for ya. 317 00:12:49,934 --> 00:12:51,768 (Felix): Ow. - Really trying. 318 00:12:51,769 --> 00:12:53,647 (Felix): Dad? - All right, sit up. 319 00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:55,440 Look, can we just, are you good? 320 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,817 (James): You have limited energy 321 00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,818 and chores are a drain on your power supply. 322 00:12:58,943 --> 00:13:00,528 (Astrid): But getting your kids to help with the chores 323 00:13:00,653 --> 00:13:02,155 is yet another chore. 324 00:13:02,280 --> 00:13:02,865 - That's fine. 325 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:04,950 (vacuum whirring) - Viv. 326 00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:07,452 (Viv humming) Viv. Viv! 327 00:13:07,577 --> 00:13:10,371 Vacuums are not for harmonizing! They're for cleaning! 328 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,582 (James): A chore that takes more energy than just doing the chores yourself. 329 00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:16,378 (Astrid): But you have to power through until the chores are done. 330 00:13:16,504 --> 00:13:18,253 - I'm doing it my way! 331 00:13:18,254 --> 00:13:19,465 Mahhhh! 332 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,633 (Astrid): Or until somebody blows a fuse. 333 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,009 (meter beeping) 334 00:13:23,510 --> 00:13:26,889 (James): Okay, Viv, you have got re-grout the bathroom tiles. 335 00:13:27,014 --> 00:13:29,182 (Viv): Woo! - James, she's not a Property Brother. 336 00:13:29,307 --> 00:13:32,811 - Yeah, okay. Um, here, clean under the couch cushions. 337 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,647 - Can I keep or eat what I find? 338 00:13:34,772 --> 00:13:37,316 - No! Please don't tell me you've eaten food 339 00:13:37,441 --> 00:13:38,774 from the couch before. 340 00:13:38,775 --> 00:13:40,360 - Okay. 341 00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,905 (James): Felix, my man! 342 00:13:44,030 --> 00:13:46,533 Got put away the Stanley Cup. - Stanley Cup? 343 00:13:46,658 --> 00:13:48,994 - Yeah, that's uh, my cute little nickname for Mommy's 344 00:13:49,119 --> 00:13:50,954 clutter sculpture over there on the bookshelf. 345 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,997 - But that dumb bead kit isn't mine. 346 00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,750 Or that dumb mermaid book. 347 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,210 (James): Okay. - That's Viv's Stanley Cup. 348 00:13:56,335 --> 00:13:58,754 - That's your Minecraft coloring book. 349 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,048 - Well, actually, it's a strategy guide. 350 00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:03,759 - Guys, take what's yours and put it away. 351 00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,009 - Why are you making us clean the whole house? 352 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:08,846 It's your house. - That we all live in together. 353 00:14:08,972 --> 00:14:10,682 - Well, that's not our fault. 354 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,349 We didn't ask to be born. 355 00:14:12,350 --> 00:14:15,687 - Don't complain about existing. Life is a miracle. 356 00:14:15,812 --> 00:14:17,854 Life is also a series of mundane tasks. 357 00:14:17,855 --> 00:14:21,651 - You said if I got a dog then I would have to clean up after it. 358 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:26,115 But we're like, your dogs, so don't you have to clean up after us? 359 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:27,908 - No more philosophizing. 360 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,034 Do as you're told because we said so. 361 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,913 (Felix): How do you even... (James): This isn't working. 362 00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,497 (items crash to floor) 363 00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:36,166 (bowl rolling around) 364 00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,339 - Go get your jackets. 365 00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,884 - Sorry, Mommy. - Really sorry. 366 00:14:50,514 --> 00:14:54,309 Wait, so you brought us to a park where we could just chill, 367 00:14:54,434 --> 00:14:57,019 but we're not chilling, we're picking up garbage? 368 00:14:57,020 --> 00:14:59,564 - Correct. - But I didn't drop any of this garbage. 369 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,442 - Viv, none of these people made this mess. 370 00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,777 They're all helping out so we can have a clean park. 371 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:07,907 - Is this like, a lesson about cleaning our home like we have to clean the planet? 372 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:11,994 - Yes. Although, most of this garbage is just going to a landfill anyway, 373 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,745 including, unfortunately, most of the recycling. 374 00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:16,164 - James. (Jean-Luc): Astrid, you came! 375 00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,500 And you brought the whole fam. You want a t-shirt? 376 00:15:18,625 --> 00:15:19,835 - No. - Oh, that's cool. 377 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,669 I can't believe how many people showed up. 378 00:15:21,794 --> 00:15:23,421 Hey man, how's it goin'? - How you doin'? 379 00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:25,173 - Good, good. I brought some extra garbage 380 00:15:25,298 --> 00:15:27,342 from home just in case we ran out. No detail spared. 381 00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:30,219 - First aid. Bathrooms. A water station. 382 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,179 A sign! 383 00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,265 - All good ideas for next time. And there will be a next time. 384 00:15:34,390 --> 00:15:36,143 I found my passion. (both): Oh. 385 00:15:36,601 --> 00:15:38,268 - Oh, hi. - Hi. 386 00:15:38,269 --> 00:15:40,105 - I'm Jean-Luc. - Nice to meet you. 387 00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,024 - Do you like garbage? - Yeah, let's go. 388 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,859 - At least we get new robot hands. 389 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,277 - So mid. 390 00:15:45,402 --> 00:15:47,110 How long do we have to do this? 391 00:15:47,111 --> 00:15:48,738 - As long as it takes, Felix. 392 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,282 The point is to do something selfless 393 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,240 so we don't have to pick up after you. 394 00:15:52,241 --> 00:15:54,118 Now, run along. Be altruistic. 395 00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:57,331 (curious music plays) 396 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,464 I think we're picking up Jean-Luc's home garbage now. 397 00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:09,051 (James): Hmm. Hello. - Is this enough? 398 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:11,720 (James): You guys did all that? - That is great work. 399 00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,306 How does it feel to do something good for your community? 400 00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:15,975 - Hot and hungry. 401 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,308 - My neck hurts from looking down at garbage. 402 00:16:18,309 --> 00:16:22,690 - Okay, do you maybe feel, I don't know, proud or inspired? 403 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,440 - If I say yes do I get a reward? 404 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,316 - Just 'cause you did a good thing, Viv, 405 00:16:26,317 --> 00:16:28,236 doesn't mean you're entitled to a reward. 406 00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,239 A lot of hard work goes unnoticed. 407 00:16:30,364 --> 00:16:32,114 And you can't expect anything in return. 408 00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:33,866 - Ice cream! (Felix): Oh, my gosh! 409 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,158 (Jean-Luc): I got us an ice cream truck. 410 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:36,577 Creamy rewards for everyone! 411 00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:38,163 - Awesome! - Can I have 412 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,123 the vanilla ice cream, the chocolate ice cream-- 413 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,542 - Banana bowl. - Strawberry ice cream. 414 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:43,711 (Felix): Iceberg. Please, please snow cone! 415 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,461 (Viv): With the banana boat! 416 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,130 (James): Think they learned anything? 417 00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:50,508 I mean, we wanted them to pitch in and they did. 418 00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,343 - Yeah, but only after we forced them. 419 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:54,302 They hated every minute of it 420 00:16:54,303 --> 00:16:55,971 and then expected a big reward at the end. 421 00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:58,392 And then they got it. They learned squat. 422 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,478 - Silver lining, a lot of the most powerful people in the world, very entitled. 423 00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:05,856 - Yeah. Maybe they'll grow up to be like farmer bros or tech psychos. 424 00:17:05,857 --> 00:17:07,650 - Right? Nice guys finish last. 425 00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,527 Also, I noticed that you finished your ice cream. 426 00:17:09,528 --> 00:17:11,571 Would you like some of mine? - Oh, yeah. 427 00:17:11,696 --> 00:17:13,740 Thank you, nice guy. Sucker. 428 00:17:13,865 --> 00:17:15,616 - Yeah. - Hi there. 429 00:17:15,742 --> 00:17:17,492 You're Felix and Viv's parents, right? 430 00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:19,538 I'm Laurel. I'm Maya's mom. 431 00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:21,749 - Hi. - Oh, hello. 432 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,585 - Hi. Felix texted Maya to come and meet him 433 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:26,210 and Viv at the park. So nice. 434 00:17:26,211 --> 00:17:27,670 - Felix texted. How did he-- 435 00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,337 - Ah, he stole my phone. - Ugh. 436 00:17:29,338 --> 00:17:30,548 - Rat. - Rat. 437 00:17:30,673 --> 00:17:32,216 - Your kids have been so kind to Maya 438 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,551 ever since we moved here. 439 00:17:33,676 --> 00:17:36,845 She's had a little trouble making friends at school, 440 00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:41,101 but, Felix always includes her and she thinks Viv is just a riot. 441 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,310 (laughs) 442 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:44,813 - Well, thank you for saying that. 443 00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,521 - Yeah. - Well, kindness is learned 444 00:17:46,522 --> 00:17:48,900 at home and that's you guys. 445 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,026 So, thank you. 446 00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:52,863 - Oh, that's... - Well, we do try to... 447 00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:54,739 - Well, thank you. - Thank you. 448 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,240 - Thank you for... - Maya is the best. 449 00:17:57,241 --> 00:17:59,619 - She's, woo, she's golden. - Incredibly polite. 450 00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:01,703 - Yeah. - Oh, well, that's good. 451 00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:04,414 She can be a little bit of a handful. 452 00:18:04,415 --> 00:18:06,084 She refuses to go to bed 453 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:09,755 and she swears like she's in a Scorsese film, so. 454 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,007 We call her "little Pesci mouth." 455 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:15,176 - Really? - Yeah. 456 00:18:15,844 --> 00:18:17,053 - I guess some kids, you know, 457 00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:18,554 they save their worst behavior for home. 458 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,264 - She also does this thing where she draws 459 00:18:20,265 --> 00:18:25,019 these incredibly mean drawings of me and hides them in weird places. 460 00:18:26,313 --> 00:18:27,897 It's kinda scary. 461 00:18:29,316 --> 00:18:31,608 - That is so nice to hear. 462 00:18:31,609 --> 00:18:33,402 (Viv): Come on, Felix and Maya! (Felix): Yeah! 463 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,239 (Viv, Felix, and Maya playing) 464 00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:39,492 (kids cheering) 465 00:18:40,035 --> 00:18:41,662 (Jean-Luc): Yeah, that was really cool. 466 00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,412 - Okay. - No, I'll see you in a bit. 467 00:18:43,413 --> 00:18:44,789 - Bye. (Astrid): Hey, great job. 468 00:18:44,914 --> 00:18:46,624 - Thanks, Astrid. That means so much. 469 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:49,085 Really nailed it, didn't I? - You really did. 470 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:51,129 Yeah, clean park. Unlikely romance. 471 00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,588 And I can't believe you got Leonard to pay for an ice cream truck. 472 00:18:53,589 --> 00:18:55,134 - Oh, uh, he didn't pay for that. 473 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,968 I booked it, but we cleaned the park 474 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,679 so the city will waive the fee, right? 475 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:04,101 - Oh, do you think that ice cream trucks are city vehicles? 476 00:19:05,602 --> 00:19:06,979 They're not. 477 00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,314 - Oh, snap. 478 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,441 I guess he won't be taking the big piles of garbage bags 479 00:19:13,442 --> 00:19:14,987 with him either. 480 00:19:16,445 --> 00:19:17,822 - I'll see you at work, Jean-Luc. 481 00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,949 - Yeah, uh. Yeah, yeah, I'll, I'll talk to him 482 00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:23,077 and figure something out. Alone. 483 00:19:23,202 --> 00:19:24,704 By myself. 484 00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:27,332 Hey! 485 00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,710 - Mommy! - Mom! 486 00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,711 - Oh, I get hugs. 487 00:19:31,836 --> 00:19:33,004 (Astrid): There are lots of ways 488 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,923 to evaluate how you're doing as parents. 489 00:19:35,048 --> 00:19:36,841 Do your kids make their bed every day? 490 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,300 Do they say please and thank you? 491 00:19:38,301 --> 00:19:39,595 Are they kind to people? 492 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,761 (James): Do they swipe your phone? 493 00:19:40,887 --> 00:19:42,013 Is it for good reason? (Astrid): James. 494 00:19:42,138 --> 00:19:43,515 (James): Fine. Our kids aren't great 495 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,516 at helping out around the house. 496 00:19:44,641 --> 00:19:46,226 (cutlery clangs) 497 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:49,104 We're not that great at it either. 498 00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,230 (Astrid): But the dream of a household 499 00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:53,482 where everyone pitches in is worth pursuing. 500 00:19:54,067 --> 00:19:56,361 (James): If we keep working on it, we'll get there. 501 00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,863 (Astrid): Eventually. 502 00:19:58,571 --> 00:20:00,449 Plates are in the dishwasher. 503 00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,991 - Mm-hmm. 504 00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:03,785 (Morris): Yucky. 505 00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:11,334 back to my place, maybe two bags at a time in the car. 506 00:20:11,335 --> 00:20:13,377 And then every week, I'll just take out one bag 507 00:20:13,502 --> 00:20:14,462 because, you know, garbage day. 508 00:20:14,587 --> 00:20:16,088 It's the only way we can do this. 509 00:20:16,213 --> 00:20:17,672 And then, maybe as time goes on, 510 00:20:17,673 --> 00:20:19,883 this can kinda be incorporated into the architecture 511 00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:21,552 and the feng shui. Yeah, yeah. 512 00:20:21,553 --> 00:20:23,887 I think we can clean this. Together. 513 00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,265 - Hmm, yeah. - Yeah? 514 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,891 - Yeah. - Cool, sounds great. 515 00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:28,727 Oh, man. (hand bangs on truck) 516 00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:30,894 (Jean-Luc): Oh yeah, uh, yeah, totally, sir. 517 00:20:30,895 --> 00:20:33,230 I'll be right there in five seconds. I promise. 518 00:20:33,356 --> 00:20:35,067 I promise I'll pay. I'm good for the money. 519 00:20:35,192 --> 00:20:37,235 Heh, heh. Do you take bitcoin? 520 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,570 (rhythmic music) 521 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,557 Subtitling: difuze